COW FARTS WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!

        Some people think the dinosaurs got killed off from their farts warming the Earth. Well those same people believe that the same might happen with cows. There's not many solutions because cow's are used a lot.

        One solution is to just get rid of cows. Some people may say, no steak or no milk. Well instead of steak we could use chicken or pigs. Milk is even easier. Many people drink llama or goat milk.

         Another solution is to make a fart filter. It would separate methane from the rest of the fart and turn that methane into some type of fuel.

        I think people should study these things to stop global warming and save the world.

Button

When I hear the word "button" i think of one thing. That movie Monsters vs. Aliens when the president was in a meeting. He wanted a latte or something like that so he went to the wall. There were 2 red buttons 1 big one and 1 small one. One is the latte maker, the other controls tons of missiles. He went for the small one and someone at the meeting told him to stop. It turned out the small one controlled the missles and the huge one controlled the latte. It was funny because you would think the big red button would be a explosive not the small red innocent looking button. It's funny how ironic it is. 

Wind power…is it good?

       Wind turbines are a new way to generate clean power. The turbines use big windmills to charge themselves and store energy in a huge battery. Though it is thought to be clean, a recent study has stopped that idea in its tracks. A recent study includes satellite data that has been analyzing the land around wind farms in Texas. The studies show that ground temperature rose 0.72 degrees Celsius per decade. I think this may become a huge problem over time.
       One solution I can think of is to take the wind farms down. Probably the most simple solution, it would work the best. Hopefully, the temperature would go back.
       Another solution is we should try to see if other energy generation systems, like solar and water, are safer. If not we need to discover a new way or stick with oil.
       The last solution is to study the wind farms further so we know how the angles and height change different wind and heat patterns. Knowing this information, we can strategize their location to fix global warming or make an area hotter if it is too cold.
        I think if we study more we can come up with a really good solution.

Is learning about the universe really good?

Good:
Learning is good for tons of reasons. For one, we can expand our knowledge which may lead to saving ourselves. So if the sun is going to explode we'll know that there's a planet to get to to survive and how to get there. So knowing alternative options may save us all. Who knows when a huge asteroid might come towards the earth. Using that knowledge, we can prepare in advance

Bad:
Learning also has bad sides. The more you know the more you worry, and it's hard to live with that anxiety. Also if we learn something like a better explosive other then the H Bomb, people with bad intentions may use it.

Conclusion:
I think we should learn. To keep people from worrying we should we should focus on the positive discoveries. With dangerous info we should let people know but not full info (We found a new bomb method, First you take this special thing and then you...) This is because the more people know about something the less dangerous it is.

SWEET LADY GAGA WHAT THE HELLO KITTY HAPPENED HERE!?!?

I have this little cousin who's an extremely cute and her name is Michaeline. I was with her one day in her hometown, Chicago, Illinois when she said something unexpected. We walked into her room and what we saw was a huge mess. I thought she would say something like "WHO MESSED WITH MY ROOM!?!?" but instead she said "SWEET LADY GAGA WHAT THE HELLO KITTY HAPPENED HERE!?!? I just let my jaw break, that right there made no sense whatsoever. Not what she said but why she said it. It's weird because my english teacher, Mr.Mazz, used to say all the time. I asked her where she got that and she said her english teacher said it. I guess Mr.Mazz has a twin who also teaches english. That was the weirdest things I've ever heard a baby say. When I got home I told Mr.Mazz what had happened and he said he didn't know he had one but his mother said he ran away. Well all I had to do was walk into my cousins room and solve a family mystery. I wonder what happens when I walk into her school…

PRIDE

Pride is one of the those attributes that can go either way, good or bad. It's good if someone is proud of you or if someone puts you down you can say that your proud of what they used to put them down (example. If someone says your not as good because your black or have blue eyes you can say that your proud of being black or having blue eyes.) But on the other hand, if you say "I'm so good at acting because I was a main character in a show" that would be a bad thing because that's bragging and be conceited. It's even a law in the Bible not to be conceited. I hate it when people are conceited. Like these people next to me in this class keep talking and don't listen when i tell them to be quiet they say that i they don't have to listen to me and I'm getting mad along with the people next to me because we cant work. So back on topic, pride. And also when you get conceited everyone hates you. But it's hard to control because when someone says they're good and that they're proud of you then you might want to be proud of yourself but might over do it.

I SET FIRE TO YOUR HOUSE

Note: This song is about blowing up Talia! :D


I let it fall, my match,
And as it fell you dropped to extinguish it
It was dark and you ran
Until you blew up and you made me happy

My matches, they work well
But my knees were far too weak,
To run away to safety
Without falling to my feet

But there's something in your house
That you should never burn, never burn
All the things you'd light
Your were always scared, always scared
And the board games you play
You would always win, always win.

[Chorus:]
But I set fire to your house,
Watched it burn as I laughed at you,
Well, it burned while I took cover
'Cause I heard that you have tons, tons of gasoline

When I work with you
I couldn't stay there
for a moment
See you here for never
You and me together
Nothing is more explosive

But there's something in your house
That you should never burn, never burn
All the things you'd light
Your were always scared, always scared
And the board games you play
You would always win, always win.

[Chorus:]
But I set fire to your house,
Watched it burn as I laughed at you,
Well, it burned while I took cover
'Cause I heard that you have tons, tons of gasoline

I set fire to your house
And I threw you into the flames
Where I felt someone die
 'Cause I knew that that was the last time, the last time!

Sometimes I wake up by the table,
That homework I failed must be waiting for you to fix it
Even now when your life's already over
I can't help myself from blaming you when I mess up

[Chorus:]
But I set fire to your house,
Watched it burn as I laughed at you,
Well, it burned while I took cover
'Cause I heard that you have tons, tons of gasoline


I set fire to your house
And I threw you into the flames
Where I felt someone die
 'Cause I knew that that was the last time, the last time, ohhhh!

Oh yeeeeeeh
Let it burn, oh
Let it burn
Let it burn

DUDE MY FRIENDS CHIMP IS EVIL AND IT WANTS TO KILL ME!

 Today my friend, Bob, needed to go to Canada but he needed someone to take care of his chimp, Bob Jr. Since he's extremely rich and he pays tons i wanted to help. He gave me $100,     000 dollars first and then $1000 for every hour. Unfortunetly, Bob Jr. doesn't like anyone but Bob and his wife Bobette are the only people he likes. He seemed nice at first but not for long… After 2 hours i decided I should feed it. But when I went to get his food he jumped on my back and bit my neck. It hurt but I survived. After that he was fine. But exacaully 2.453 hours and 2.3543 minutes later something happened. I started growing tons fur on my body and I MEAN TONS. Then A tail popped out and  I had sudden craving for bananas. Then I looked in the mirror. I LOOK JUST LIKE BOB JR. And when I looked at him HE LOOKED LIKE ME!?!?!?!?!? I tried to yell at him but I couldn't I was a chimp. And then Bob Jr. talked. He was a human. Then Bob and Bobette came. They took me. Forever I was their chimp. And Bob Jr. was forver me. Well I guess you shouldnt be greedy.

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BAD BOY!

                 One day, Bob was sitting on the couch watching TV. Suddenly, his mom, Sarah, walked in and yelled "HOW DARE YOU THROW ALL MY THINGS OFF MY NIGHTSTAND!?!?!" He asked what she was talking about and said he didn't do anything. But she said she got a DNA sample of everyone in the family and compared it with the DNA on the glass that was tipped over. He got grounded from his favorite video game, Minecraft, FOR LIFE!
                 5 years later…
                On the 5th anniversary of that day, Bob went to his mom to say once more that he didn't do it. But then he remembered something. His mom had a video tape recording over all the rooms. He reminded his mom that she had this and when they played it back it wasn't Bob doing it. It was his sister, Julia, knocking everything over. Strangely she had gloves on. They asked Julia why and how she did it. Julia said that Bob made her angry by knocking over her mirror so she took Bob's DNA and put it on the gloves. Then reviewing who knocked over Julia's mirror on the video it turns out it was their dog, Prince. He was running through Julia's room when he jumped and hit the mirror.
                A couple milliseconds later …
                Sarah said that Bob would get Minecraft back and Sarah gave him a $50 bill for anything for Minecraft or another video game.
                And everyone lived happily ever after…

BIKE FIGHTING!!!!!

My new company is Bike Fighting. The idea came up when me and my friend,  Chase, were biking. Then I decided it would be cool if you attached guns (Nerf, airsoft, laser, water, paintball) to your bike. Then you could padding over it so the wheels wouldn't mess up and you could hind behind it. It's biking to the extreme.

The Beatles!

            Many people know of The Beatles. They were a rock band from Liverpool, England created in 1960. The band consisted of John Lennon (rhythm guitar, vocals), Paul McCartney (bass guitar, vocals), George Harrison (lead guitar, vocals) and Ringo Starr (drums, vocals) who replaced Pete Best (drums) in 1962. Also another musician Stuart Sutcliffe (bass) who was originally in the band but left in 1961.  They had many big hits. One of the most famous albums is Yellow Submarine which was also made into an animated movie in 1968. I even sang and enjoyed singing I'll Follow the Sun and From Me to You at a vocal concert. My mom's favorite song is All You Need Is Love from their Magical Mystery Tour album. They are actually the best-selling band in the world. They have had more number-one albums on the UK charts and have held the top spot longer than any other musical act. But they broke up in 1970. Lennon, McCartney, Harrison, and Starr all released solo albums in 1970. Then on December 8, 1980 Lennon was shot and killed in front of The Dakota, New York City by Mark David Chapman. Harrison died of metastatic lung cancer on November 29, 2001. McCartney and Starr still play music. The Beatles were a very great and influential band.

The last hotel I was to…

Notes: Florida,swimming pool,hot tub, squirrels, gaming room, amusement park, park, shops. Hotel: 2 bedrooms, 3 TVs,main room, 2 bathrooms, kitchen, free breakfast.

         I can remember the last time I was at a hotel. It was awesome. My family and I were in Florida and we needed to stop for the night in Kassimini before we got to our Grandma's condo in Naples. We were in our car 16 hours before we got to the hotel. It was so tiring and cramped being packed in the car with my sisters and their excessive amount of stuffed animals and blankets. We stopped at South of the Border and some other places on our way there. Our room had 2 full bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms, and a kitchen. Each bedroom and the main room had TVs so the kids got their own TV. There was free breakfast, even a swimming pool and hot tub. Unfortunately, we didn't get to go in them because we didn't have time. There was a little courtyard in the center of the hotel with palm trees and a little park. In the the park area there were random squirrels that I was pointing to and yelling SQUIRREL!!!! Also there was a gaming room with some racing and arcade games.
          The coolest part of the hotel is that it is all next to a little amusement park called Funtime, which has Slingshot, a ball on a string that shoots people up in the air. Slingshot passengers are propelled over 100 meters at speeds in the region of 160 kilometers per hour. Also there is a big swing where they pull you up and let go. There are tons of little shops that sold cool stuff like magic tricks and left-handed things. Unfortunately, we could only stay one night, but it was fine because we're going to Universal Studios the next day.

You can't see me…duh…duh…duh!

         Friday morning I was walking down the road to school when a random dude walked up to me and said "Do you want to be invisible?" I said yes even though I thought this was a scam. I followed him to his "lab". When we went to his lab he did some action that looked like throwing a ball. Then something landed in my hands. I gasped because my hands weren't there. I stared in awe. I put the cloth over my body with my unseen hands. I looked in a mirror but I wasn't there. I was invisible but at the same time I could see out of the cloth.
      It was still morning so I went to school and when my teachers took role I said "Here" but they asked where I was because they thought I was hiding. Then I took off the cloth. They were so surprised. When I got home I played the same trick on my mom. I went up to my room with my laptop in my hands and placed the cloth over top me and the laptop. After that I went to bed. I can't wait to tell my non-school friends.

I HAVE 49 MILLION $

           Just a couple days ago, the referendum for RCCSD (Red Clay Consolidated School District) was passed. My school, CCSA (Cab Calloway School of the Arts) asked me what they should use the money for. I had many ideas but only two of these are possible.
     
       The first idea is to have more and bigger lockers. Some middle school students have to have their lockers in the high school hallways because of locker shortages. Also the lockers are too skinny to fit the books in and too close together to have everybody opening their lockers at once. Secondly, we should get more Smart boards and/or better computers in most rooms. I would like to see Macs in all the other rooms like we have in the Communication Art rooms.

          These two improvements would make the school ten million times better for the students and the teachers.

I meet Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆø桧

            I was sitting in my house when suddenly a green thing walked in. I asked this alien what it's name was and it said something I couldn't understand. I asked the alien to write it's name down. This is what was on the paper "Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆø桧". I was surprised by 2 things. First, Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆø桧 wrote in green but had given Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆø桧 a black pen. Second, all of the characters in Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆø桧's name are from Earth. I asked where Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆø桧 found these characters. He told me that on his planet, ℜ¤❧∴, they invented these characters and many more. So this alien is telling me they invented Latin, Greek, and other Earthly characters? Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆø桧 asked if I have had ice cream. Ok so now the things on ℜ¤❧∴ invented ice cream too? I had some ice cream so I asked Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆø桧 what flavor he wanted. Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆø桧 said mint chocolate chip, so I gave him all I had. Finally Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆø桧 explained, once the inhabitants of  ℜ¤❧∴ had ruled the Earth but they left because they didn't like how little water we had here compared to other planets they had seen. They left behind tons of language and other ideas here for us to use.  How many things did they create that we use? After he finished his ice cream, he left in a space shuttle just like the ones we have.

 

See ya honey.

I went home from work. I said to my wife,"I'll see you in a couple hours if I'm lucky."  She asked what I meant. I told her I'm going to space  and orbiting the Earth. I left. In 40 minutes I was in the capsule. Hopefully I survive like most of the chimps. I went up. All I could think was that I was gonna die! Cosmic rays,air shortage, EXPLOSION. WHY DID I DO THIS :( . I calmed myself. If the chimps can live so can I.
I heard the countdown. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0...VROOOOOOM! It felt like my cheeks were about to fall off. It was an amazing view. But then I got claustrophobic. I started panicking. I called mission control but they couldn't do anything. At once there a sound of pressurized air leaking. Again I called mission control. Turns out I was hearing things. I wondered how I could live through this trip. After 5 tortuous hours I was done. I splashed into the ocean. They came and got me in bio suits. They though I might have a space disease. I couldn't talk or see anyone till I got back home. I was so glad to be back.

I'M A BUNNY!

Some people ask what animal I am. Unfortunately, I never have an answer. Just yesterday I decided. I'm a bunny. I have many reasons. One is that people say if I had bunny ears I would look like a bunny. Also I like to jump. Just yesterday someone said I was a bunny. That's where I got the idea. I always thought thst was was crazy idea but I believe it know that I think about it. I think I'm gonna live with the bunny. *He jumps away*

This is me.

STARYWORMY (REVISED)

            I was in my yard digging for worms because I was going fishing. Suddenly I saw something that was a worm...but not a worm. It looked like a starfish but had the features, color, and sliminess of a worm. It had 20 little worm heads. I brought it to a scientist animal dude. He said I could name it. I named it the starywormy. Turns out the OAS(official animal society) gave me $1,000,000,000.00000000001 for finding it. I got to have interviews for magazines. With the money I bought a cage and special worm food to keep my starywormy. Also I went back to my yard and looked for more. I found a whole colony, about 100 of the starywormies, plural for starywormy. All that from looking for worms in my back yard. YAY. I wonder what will happen when I go to help with the leaves at my old school John.R.Downes. Maybe I'll discover new leaves…

IMAGINE 20

Um, I just noticed how awesome dogs are...

One night, I was at dinner, eating my noodles. Suddenly, my dog came in to the kitchen. He looked at me like I was an idiot. He said, "Um, what's that silver thing in your hand, why don't you just lick your food up?" I was in SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much awe and confusion. Did my dog just tell me to eat noodles with my tongue?!?!?!?!?!?! I replied, "Why not use this "fork", it keeps me cleaner so I don't have to waste water cleaning up." He told me, "UH DUH, just use your tongue and lick yourself clean." After lots of explanation I told him that humans are cleaner than dogs because we take baths and showers instead of licking ourselves. Then he pulled out a smart phone (WHERE THE HECK DID MY DOG GET A SMART PHONE) and looked up which are cleaner, dogs or humans. Turns out dogs are cleaner. He made me give him a treat, but I told him he had to eat it with a fork.

OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PENNY!?!?!?!?!? (REVIVISED)

      I got home from school yesterday, and went right to my room. OH MY GOZODALI,  THE RANDOM PENNY I LEFT ON MY FLOOR THIS MORNING IS GONE!?!?!?!?!?!?
   
       See there was this penny, I found on the ground yesterday while walking out of my school CCSA and I left it on the floor of my room since I only needed $5 for school not $5.01. AND NOW IT'S GONE!

      I hire an official detective. After 1,000,000,000.1846893467350 years he finally found the thief. IT'S MY FRIEND ETHAN. I toke him to court. After 5 hours he is proven guilty. Since we were in the school musical, Aladdin Jr., together, when it happened, his punishment follows Arabic law. The police cut off his hand. FINALLY THE WORLD IS FREE OF PENNY THIEVES! YAY!!!!!!!!!

Wow that's a horrible punishment...

I'm in the court room. My lawyer is horrible by the way. I was convicted of eating someone, which I might have done, heh heh. At last, the decision is made. I'm guilty. My punishment is to cut me open and take out Joe, the man I ate. Also i have to have a personal chef to make sure i don't eat someone again. At the hospital they make me unconscious. Then they take out the remains of the man. In the process they find a deadly tumor. Then they remove it. Also my chef cooks the best food ever. I go back and thank the judge for the good food and saving my life.

I HAVE FANS!!!!!! (REVISED)

                       My biggest fan is probably my family. I say this because my mom and dad drive me to auditions and rehearsals. So they pay for gas and for food along the way. They also urge me to look at my script and work on my acting skills. My mom plays the songs on the piano. My sisters also dance and sing to my music and they copy me. They whole family also buys tickets to come see me. Of course thats only my family that lives with me.
                        Then there are my uncle, aunts, and grandparents. My one great-aunt, Aunt Joyce, comes from Chicago, Illinois to see me. Also the rest of my mom's side from over in Chicago also see me and my sisters sometimes. My dad's side doesn't come as much even though they live in Delaware and Pennsylvania. My main fans on my dad's side are my grandparents, Mimi and Poppop. They come for almost every show.  All together my family are my biggest fans.

A=Afghanistan,Africa...

Bob is the a geography WIZ. He knows every country and city by heart. One day he got a cold. IN the middle of class he sneezed. But he didn't. He teleported to Afghanistan. Then he sneezed again instead though he was in Africa. He was SOOOOOOO confused. Then he noticed how dumb SOPA and PIPA are. He decided he should get back to the U.S.A before he protests against it though. He felt dead by the time he sneezed his way back. Australia was cool though. He was almost shot down in China. He went to the loo in England. Then he found some Mexican jumping beans in Mexico. Finally about 2 days after he got back home. He swore to never sneeze again. He was also beaten by his parents because they sent out search parties and were SOOOOOOO sad. :'(

Um i think I've seen you before...

I was walking down the street when i see someone familiar. I ask if we've met before. He says no. I'm like "But I know I've seen you before." He replies "Yes I'm your evil twin." He grabs me and takes me away. When i wake up he says "Hi Michael" I say "WHY, why do you want me." "To say good bye." Then he stabs me and I see a light. It's all over.

Synopsus

Trident is the all powerful water hero. Nope he’s a regular 14 year old. At least he was a regular 14 year old. It all started on his 14^th birthday…His name is Joe. He lived a regular live in Ney York. That was until he went to the beach. He was swimming and some water animals surrounded him dolphin, sharks, etc. The... they all peed on him. The thing was they weren’t normal animals they were mutant ones. He could turn into Trident at will and with transforming a trident and crocodile appear.

      Killer was a regular squirrel. Until he met John the Mad Scientist. He captured him and testing an invention made him human. Next John made him half robot half tiger. His main powers are fire, his gun, and his faithful squirrel. His goals are to take over the world. He over threw John and after met fought many times with heroes

They met one summer day. Joe/Trident was walking down Cleveland  Rd. Killer was planning to wreak havoc. Unfortunately Joe was there. They were enemies from then on.

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DIE RUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was in math class. And was it boring! I needed to get out so I said i need to go to the bathroom. I went and the toilet didn't look normal. I looked closer and i noticed it was a portal. I got to close and was sucked in. I ended up in some weird world. I saw a sign and saw it was Unicorn Land. I met someone with the name Ladashea.I asked how they spelled that, they said it's La-e. I was like, wow. Then I saw a unicorn. It was SOOOOOO cool. Then I was sucked back to the real world. By the time I got out the class was done. Best math class ever. BUNNY!
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Vacation

I want to go to Easter Island. But not just Easter Island, I want to go to Easter Island on a cruise. I would go on one of those AMAZING cruises with pools, golf, and those surf things. I'll go look all around the island and look at those weird head things. Maybe i would figure out the big mystery. Or find a big underground complex where tons of people are living, hidden. Also i might stop by the Bahamas. I could scuba dive in the reefs.

Um what's a world?

Hi, I'm a germ I live in Bob's arm. Recently, someone said the word "world". I've never heard this word. I asked what it means. They said it was what Bob lives in. Someone in the ear heard it and told everybody. I hope to make this "world" sick and unhealthy. Now how do I get out out of Bob?... I finnaly got to the noes. I'm about to jump. Wait no no no. He used that nasal medicine stuff. Good bye world...