Wow that's a horrible punishment...

I'm in the court room. My lawyer is horrible by the way. I was convicted of eating someone, which I might have done, heh heh. At last, the decision is made. I'm guilty. My punishment is to cut me open and take out Joe, the man I ate. Also i have to have a personal chef to make sure i don't eat someone again. At the hospital they make me unconscious. Then they take out the remains of the man. In the process they find a deadly tumor. Then they remove it. Also my chef cooks the best food ever. I go back and thank the judge for the good food and saving my life.