I got home from school yesterday, and went right to my room. OH MY GOZODALI, THE RANDOM PENNY I LEFT ON MY FLOOR THIS MORNING IS GONE!?!?!?!?!?!?
See there was this penny, I found on the ground yesterday while walking out of my school CCSA and I left it on the floor of my room since I only needed $5 for school not $5.01. AND NOW IT'S GONE!
I hire an official detective. After 1,000,000,000.1846893467350 years he finally found the thief. IT'S MY FRIEND ETHAN. I toke him to court. After 5 hours he is proven guilty. Since we were in the school musical, Aladdin Jr., together, when it happened, his punishment follows Arabic law. The police cut off his hand. FINALLY THE WORLD IS FREE OF PENNY THIEVES! YAY!!!!!!!!!
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