See ya honey.

I went home from work. I said to my wife,"I'll see you in a couple hours if I'm lucky."  She asked what I meant. I told her I'm going to space  and orbiting the Earth. I left. In 40 minutes I was in the capsule. Hopefully I survive like most of the chimps. I went up. All I could think was that I was gonna die! Cosmic rays,air shortage, EXPLOSION. WHY DID I DO THIS :( . I calmed myself. If the chimps can live so can I.
I heard the countdown. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0...VROOOOOOM! It felt like my cheeks were about to fall off. It was an amazing view. But then I got claustrophobic. I started panicking. I called mission control but they couldn't do anything. At once there a sound of pressurized air leaking. Again I called mission control. Turns out I was hearing things. I wondered how I could live through this trip. After 5 tortuous hours I was done. I splashed into the ocean. They came and got me in bio suits. They though I might have a space disease. I couldn't talk or see anyone till I got back home. I was so glad to be back.