Um, I just noticed how awesome dogs are...

One night, I was at dinner, eating my noodles. Suddenly, my dog came in to the kitchen. He looked at me like I was an idiot. He said, "Um, what's that silver thing in your hand, why don't you just lick your food up?" I was in SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much awe and confusion. Did my dog just tell me to eat noodles with my tongue?!?!?!?!?!?! I replied, "Why not use this "fork", it keeps me cleaner so I don't have to waste water cleaning up." He told me, "UH DUH, just use your tongue and lick yourself clean." After lots of explanation I told him that humans are cleaner than dogs because we take baths and showers instead of licking ourselves. Then he pulled out a smart phone (WHERE THE HECK DID MY DOG GET A SMART PHONE) and looked up which are cleaner, dogs or humans. Turns out dogs are cleaner. He made me give him a treat, but I told him he had to eat it with a fork.