DUDE MY FRIENDS CHIMP IS EVIL AND IT WANTS TO KILL ME!

 Today my friend, Bob, needed to go to Canada but he needed someone to take care of his chimp, Bob Jr. Since he's extremely rich and he pays tons i wanted to help. He gave me $100,     000 dollars first and then $1000 for every hour. Unfortunetly, Bob Jr. doesn't like anyone but Bob and his wife Bobette are the only people he likes. He seemed nice at first but not for long… After 2 hours i decided I should feed it. But when I went to get his food he jumped on my back and bit my neck. It hurt but I survived. After that he was fine. But exacaully 2.453 hours and 2.3543 minutes later something happened. I started growing tons fur on my body and I MEAN TONS. Then A tail popped out and  I had sudden craving for bananas. Then I looked in the mirror. I LOOK JUST LIKE BOB JR. And when I looked at him HE LOOKED LIKE ME!?!?!?!?!? I tried to yell at him but I couldn't I was a chimp. And then Bob Jr. talked. He was a human. Then Bob and Bobette came. They took me. Forever I was their chimp. And Bob Jr. was forver me. Well I guess you shouldnt be greedy.