A=Afghanistan,Africa...

Bob is the a geography WIZ. He knows every country and city by heart. One day he got a cold. IN the middle of class he sneezed. But he didn't. He teleported to Afghanistan. Then he sneezed again instead though he was in Africa. He was SOOOOOOO confused. Then he noticed how dumb SOPA and PIPA are. He decided he should get back to the U.S.A before he protests against it though. He felt dead by the time he sneezed his way back. Australia was cool though. He was almost shot down in China. He went to the loo in England. Then he found some Mexican jumping beans in Mexico. Finally about 2 days after he got back home. He swore to never sneeze again. He was also beaten by his parents because they sent out search parties and were SOOOOOOO sad. :'(