See ya honey.

I went home from work. I said to my wife,"I'll see you in a couple hours if I'm lucky."  She asked what I meant. I told her I'm going to space  and orbiting the Earth. I left. In 40 minutes I was in the capsule. Hopefully I survive like most of the chimps. I went up. All I could think was that I was gonna die! Cosmic rays,air shortage, EXPLOSION. WHY DID I DO THIS :( . I calmed myself. If the chimps can live so can I.
I heard the countdown. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0...VROOOOOOM! It felt like my cheeks were about to fall off. It was an amazing view. But then I got claustrophobic. I started panicking. I called mission control but they couldn't do anything. At once there a sound of pressurized air leaking. Again I called mission control. Turns out I was hearing things. I wondered how I could live through this trip. After 5 tortuous hours I was done. I splashed into the ocean. They came and got me in bio suits. They though I might have a space disease. I couldn't talk or see anyone till I got back home. I was so glad to be back.

I'M A BUNNY!

Some people ask what animal I am. Unfortunately, I never have an answer. Just yesterday I decided. I'm a bunny. I have many reasons. One is that people say if I had bunny ears I would look like a bunny. Also I like to jump. Just yesterday someone said I was a bunny. That's where I got the idea. I always thought thst was was crazy idea but I believe it know that I think about it. I think I'm gonna live with the bunny. *He jumps away*

This is me.

STARYWORMY (REVISED)

            I was in my yard digging for worms because I was going fishing. Suddenly I saw something that was a worm...but not a worm. It looked like a starfish but had the features, color, and sliminess of a worm. It had 20 little worm heads. I brought it to a scientist animal dude. He said I could name it. I named it the starywormy. Turns out the OAS(official animal society) gave me $1,000,000,000.00000000001 for finding it. I got to have interviews for magazines. With the money I bought a cage and special worm food to keep my starywormy. Also I went back to my yard and looked for more. I found a whole colony, about 100 of the starywormies, plural for starywormy. All that from looking for worms in my back yard. YAY. I wonder what will happen when I go to help with the leaves at my old school John.R.Downes. Maybe I'll discover new leaves…

IMAGINE 20

Um, I just noticed how awesome dogs are...

One night, I was at dinner, eating my noodles. Suddenly, my dog came in to the kitchen. He looked at me like I was an idiot. He said, "Um, what's that silver thing in your hand, why don't you just lick your food up?" I was in SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much awe and confusion. Did my dog just tell me to eat noodles with my tongue?!?!?!?!?!?! I replied, "Why not use this "fork", it keeps me cleaner so I don't have to waste water cleaning up." He told me, "UH DUH, just use your tongue and lick yourself clean." After lots of explanation I told him that humans are cleaner than dogs because we take baths and showers instead of licking ourselves. Then he pulled out a smart phone (WHERE THE HECK DID MY DOG GET A SMART PHONE) and looked up which are cleaner, dogs or humans. Turns out dogs are cleaner. He made me give him a treat, but I told him he had to eat it with a fork.

OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PENNY!?!?!?!?!? (REVIVISED)

      I got home from school yesterday, and went right to my room. OH MY GOZODALI,  THE RANDOM PENNY I LEFT ON MY FLOOR THIS MORNING IS GONE!?!?!?!?!?!?
   
       See there was this penny, I found on the ground yesterday while walking out of my school CCSA and I left it on the floor of my room since I only needed $5 for school not $5.01. AND NOW IT'S GONE!

      I hire an official detective. After 1,000,000,000.1846893467350 years he finally found the thief. IT'S MY FRIEND ETHAN. I toke him to court. After 5 hours he is proven guilty. Since we were in the school musical, Aladdin Jr., together, when it happened, his punishment follows Arabic law. The police cut off his hand. FINALLY THE WORLD IS FREE OF PENNY THIEVES! YAY!!!!!!!!!