Thursday, March 22, 2012

BAD BOY!

                 One day, Bob was sitting on the couch watching TV. Suddenly, his mom, Sarah, walked in and yelled "HOW DARE YOU THROW ALL MY THINGS OFF MY NIGHTSTAND!?!?!" He asked what she was talking about and said he didn't do anything. But she said she got a DNA sample of everyone in the family and compared it with the DNA on the glass that was tipped over. He got grounded from his favorite video game, Minecraft, FOR LIFE!
                 5 years later…
                On the 5th anniversary of that day, Bob went to his mom to say once more that he didn't do it. But then he remembered something. His mom had a video tape recording over all the rooms. He reminded his mom that she had this and when they played it back it wasn't Bob doing it. It was his sister, Julia, knocking everything over. Strangely she had gloves on. They asked Julia why and how she did it. Julia said that Bob made her angry by knocking over her mirror so she took Bob's DNA and put it on the gloves. Then reviewing who knocked over Julia's mirror on the video it turns out it was their dog, Prince. He was running through Julia's room when he jumped and hit the mirror.
                A couple milliseconds later
                Sarah said that Bob would get Minecraft back and Sarah gave him a $50 bill for anything for Minecraft or another video game.
                And everyone lived happily ever after

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

BIKE FIGHTING!!!!!

My new company is Bike Fighting. The idea came up when me and my friend,  Chase, were biking. Then I decided it would be cool if you attached guns (Nerf, airsoft, laser, water, paintball) to your bike. Then you could padding over it so the wheels wouldn't mess up and you could hind behind it. It's biking to the extreme.

The Beatles!

            Many people know of The Beatles. They were a rock band from Liverpool, England created in 1960. The band consisted of John Lennon (rhythm guitar, vocals), Paul McCartney (bass guitar, vocals), George Harrison (lead guitar, vocals) and Ringo Starr (drums, vocals) who replaced Pete Best (drums) in 1962. Also another musician Stuart Sutcliffe (bass) who was originally in the band but left in 1961.  They had many big hits. One of the most famous albums is Yellow Submarine which was also made into an animated movie in 1968. I even sang and enjoyed singing I'll Follow the Sun and From Me to You at a vocal concert. My mom's favorite song is All You Need Is Love from their Magical Mystery Tour album. They are actually the best-selling band in the world. They have had more number-one albums on the UK charts and have held the top spot longer than any other musical act. But they broke up in 1970. Lennon, McCartney, Harrison, and Starr all released solo albums in 1970. Then on December 8, 1980 Lennon was shot and killed in front of The Dakota, New York City by Mark David Chapman. Harrison died of metastatic lung cancer on November 29, 2001. McCartney and Starr still play music. The Beatles were a very great and influential band.


Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The last hotel I was to…

Notes: Florida,swimming pool,hot tub, squirrels, gaming room, amusement park, park, shops. Hotel: 2 bedrooms, 3 TVs,main room, 2 bathrooms, kitchen, free breakfast.

         I can remember the last time I was at a hotel. It was awesome. My family and I were in Florida and we needed to stop for the night in Kassimini before we got to our Grandma's condo in Naples. We were in our car 16 hours before we got to the hotel. It was so tiring and cramped being packed in the car with my sisters and their excessive amount of stuffed animals and blankets. We stopped at South of the Border and some other places on our way there. Our room had 2 full bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms, and a kitchen. Each bedroom and the main room had TVs so the kids got their own TV. There was free breakfast, even a swimming pool and hot tub. Unfortunately, we didn't get to go in them because we didn't have time. There was a little courtyard in the center of the hotel with palm trees and a little park. In the the park area there were random squirrels that I was pointing to and yelling SQUIRREL!!!! Also there was a gaming room with some racing and arcade games.
          The coolest part of the hotel is that it is all next to a little amusement park called Funtime, which has Slingshot, a ball on a string that shoots people up in the air. Slingshot passengers are propelled over 100 meters at speeds in the region of 160 kilometers per hour. Also there is a big swing where they pull you up and let go. There are tons of little shops that sold cool stuff like magic tricks and left-handed things. Unfortunately, we could only stay one night, but it was fine because we're going to Universal Studios the next day.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

You can't see me…duh…duh…duh!

         Friday morning I was walking down the road to school when a random dude walked up to me and said "Do you want to be invisible?" I said yes even though I thought this was a scam. I followed him to his "lab". When we went to his lab he did some action that looked like throwing a ball. Then something landed in my hands. I gasped because my hands weren't there. I stared in awe. I put the cloth over my body with my unseen hands. I looked in a mirror but I wasn't there. I was invisible but at the same time I could see out of the cloth.
      It was still morning so I went to school and when my teachers took role I said "Here" but they asked where I was because they thought I was hiding. Then I took off the cloth. They were so surprised. When I got home I played the same trick on my mom. I went up to my room with my laptop in my hands and placed the cloth over top me and the laptop. After that I went to bed. I can't wait to tell my non-school friends.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

I HAVE 49 MILLION $



           Just a couple days ago, the referendum for RCCSD (Red Clay Consolidated School District) was passed. My school, CCSA (Cab Calloway School of the Arts) asked me what they should use the money for. I had many ideas but only two of these are possible.
     
       The first idea is to have more and bigger lockers. Some middle school students have to have their lockers in the high school hallways because of locker shortages. Also the lockers are too skinny to fit the books in and too close together to have everybody opening their lockers at once. Secondly, we should get more Smart boards and/or better computers in most rooms. I would like to see Macs in all the other rooms like we have in the Communication Art rooms.

          These two improvements would make the school ten million times better for the students and the teachers.

I meet Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆøæ¡§

            I was sitting in my house when suddenly a green thing walked in. I asked this alien what it's name was and it said something I couldn't understand. I asked the alien to write it's name down. This is what was on the paper "Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆøæ¡§". I was surprised by 2 things. First, Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆøæ¡§ wrote in green but had given Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆøæ¡§ a black pen. Second, all of the characters in Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆøæ¡§'s name are from Earth. I asked where Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆøæ¡§ found these characters. He told me that on his planet, ℜ¤❧∴, they invented these characters and many more. So this alien is telling me they invented Latin, Greek, and other Earthly characters? Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆøæ¡§ asked if I have had ice cream. Ok so now the things on ℜ¤❧∴ invented ice cream too? I had some ice cream so I asked Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆøæ¡§ what flavor he wanted. Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆøæ¡§ said mint chocolate chip, so I gave him all I had. Finally Ω∆˚¬†¨ˆøæ¡§ explained, once the inhabitants of  ℜ¤❧∴ had ruled the Earth but they left because they didn't like how little water we had here compared to other planets they had seen. They left behind tons of language and other ideas here for us to use.  How many things did they create that we use? After he finished his ice cream, he left in a space shuttle just like the ones we have.