I was small...thats what you thought.

I walked into McDonalds playground area. There I see Billy Bob Joe Jr. In 5th grade he called me a midget. Well now I am 7 feet. And he's.. well he's 5 feet and fat. Well i told him. He says "HI Michael remember me your best friend." "Um you called me a midget."I replied. "oh." he said defeated. So he asked for forgiveness and I accepted.

My Life As a Playground

Usually there are dumb arguments on the playground like "That's mine." or "It's my turn."
 The same thing usually happens at my house. "That's my toy." or It's your turn to wash the dishes."
So usually there are dumb arguments at my house and on the playground. Also everything in the house is basically playground equipment. Couches, chairs, beds, counters, everything.

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Brown Bears

My favorite book as a child was Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What do you see?. It made me feel like an idiot because I didn't know my colors. The good thing was that it helped me learn them. It was funny how there were tons of animals throughout the book then the author use students. Then suddenly when they use the students they use verbs other that colors.

TALKING DOG TO THE RESCUE

I was just sitting down to watch the Eagles crush  the Cowboys. Suddenly, our new dog comes over and talks to me. . .I thought I needed a therapist. He told me my kids were playing with matches. I believed he and took the matches away from my kids. I had a feeling this dog would be helpful. I named him Buster because he busts my kids.

BE GONE!!!!!!

I was at Camp Oast in 2010. There was an archery contest. The day before I got every arrow on the target and I got a bulls-eye. But during the contest I was rushing and only got one arrow to hit the target. I lost my last chance for the reward. Next year I would be a boy scout and not a cub scout. I would have to go to another camp. The awesome but lost reward was a silver arrow. :'(

Dad=Apple?

I think my dad would be an apple because I love apples. Except when they are soft. I say my dad because i like him most o f the time but not always. I like him when hes raw. When hes steamed/mad he is strict and mean.

My dad

Recurring Dreams

Dreams

Dreams recur so they can alert you or so you get use to it.  My recurring dream is when I was in Wonderland (from Alice in Wonderland) and the bunny/rabbit was chasing me with a jar of peanut butter, I am allergic to nuts. It was weird because it was to realistic.